After much planning and debate, the 25th anniversary legacy project for the Greek Club known as Theta (also pronounced “Oak”) has finally been announced. Though full plans are being kept hidden, an anonymous member of the service club (also pronounced “fraternity”) was able to give us a description.
“We plan on paving over the empty space in Alumni park and building a large pyramid,” the member said.
The pyramid will be approximately 482 feet high in order to surpass the height of the Great Pyramid at Giza.
“We decided that Theta deserved the recognition that Alpha Gamma Chi, Upsilon, and the Ancient Egyptians have been getting for years,” the member continued.