Reports state the Lee University President Paul Conn has been sleeping in his office in the Vest building for the past three weeks.
An insider close to Conn has informed the Leek that the reason for the presidents extended stay is a fight that began after Darlia Conn caught her husband in a compromising position with the “Book of Common Prayer”.
“I came in from my Pilates class 20 minutes early, and there he was on our couch holding that thing to his bosom,” said Mrs. Conn. “I didn’t know what to do. I can’t believe it, and it breaks my heart. I am Church of God through and through and was sure Paul was too.”