Before being hired by Admissions, Sam the scarecrow worked in a pumpkin patch.
Lee University’s Office of Admissions’ “Beware the Scarecrow” campaign was launched in response to an increased number of drivers parking in the Admissions parking spaces designated for guests. After nearly two months of being in effect, Gallup recently released numbers on its effectiveness.
It’s working. Sort of.
As word that the total package, flag-football ninja, extremely photogenic, always fashionable, rose among the thorns Jill Singerman had agreed to give herself for life to another man, male students across campus swore off women for a time of mourning.
Many Lee men will need counseling, as this smile was not given to them on their knee.
Senior Student Leadership Council member Neil Mitchell, who served under Singerman when she served as chair of the SLC, gathered together his fellow men in Brinsfield Row, many of whom he had never met, to form a makeshift support group.
Older male students are going through the grieving process in a natural way, Mitchell said.
The change is also thought to be the first in a series of pushes for a more ridiculous mascot.
In part because of the recent lack of pranks on campus facilities, Lee University Administration has voted to replace the beloved flame with a high powered bubble machine. Alpha Gamma Chi, for whom the fountain and flame are partially named were not consulted before the decision was made.
“I’m Mad!” said Chi president Jake Johnson. “This club is very old. Nobody messes with this club. When you do you get the horns. As an alumni, I thought Conn would know that. I guess he didn’t. I’m going to go smash stuff. I’ll be right back.”
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Due to the rumors circulating about Lee’s future in football, Athletic Director Larry Carpenter announced that the first generation of the possible team would be composed completely by women from Lee Women’s Rugby Football Club.
The (Lady) Flames football team plans on using their skills of lineout lifting to perform spectacular red zone plays.
In the statement, released early Tuesday morning April 24, Carpenter praised the skill and tenacity of these students.
“These girls are incredible. I have long been trying to get them recognized on campus with hefty scholarships. This might be just the straw needed to get these girls really known on campus,” Carpenter said.
Ricardo Thistlewaithe, a sophomore taking Alan Wheeler’s Global Perspectives class, has internalized his anthropology lessons a bit too well this semester.
“Higher education is a cultural value that has been rejected by many indigenous tribes, the Amish, and the subculture of fast-food workers”, Thistlewaithe reportedly said before declaring his intention to live a “culture-free existence” in a tent in the national forest.
Other students said Thistlewaithe has been especially stressed this finals
Cartwright encountered at least four Asians on her trip to China.
season, but are confused by his refusal to take that particular test.
“I did this test in eight minutes last year,” said travel guide Dora Cartwright. “I had studied for fifteen minutes before coming to class. It would’ve been ten, except I had to wade through all the typos in the book our professors wrote.”